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McFarlane hoping FA Cup semifinal win proves turning point for Chelsea

Calum McFarlane has his first win as interim head coach — on his third attempt, in now his second stint — and he’s hoping that it will prove a momentous one indeed. Chelsea have been in historically bad form over the past many weeks, but we still have six five games left (five four in […]

Chelsea 1-0 Leeds United, FA Cup: Post-match reaction, ratings

It was a somewhat shaky start for the Blues and Leeds United had a great early chance to take the lead, but thankfully Brendan Aaronson’s finish on the 1-v-1 counter lacked the quality to beat Robert Sánchez, who produced a solid kick save to preserve the game’s goalless status. Chelsea were starting to settle in […]

Chelsea vs. Leeds United, FA Cup: Lineups & Game Thread

Welcome, Calum McFarlane’s Blue and White Army to the FA Cup semifinal. Your task, should you choose to accept it, is to dispatch one of the weaker teams in the Premier League and reach the final against Manchester City. Recently, this team have chosen not to accept the challenge. Can we change that today? João […]

Everton FCW 1-4 Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Post-match reaction

Everton were the hosts at Goodison Park today but they didn’t get where they’re currently at by trying to boil the ocean. Instead the extremely conservative side were comfortable with sitting back and cushioning Chelsea Women’s heavy pressure as the Blues looked extremely keen on beating Everton to a pulp. Their strategy almost went fully […]

Chelsea vs. Leeds United, FA Cup: Preview, team news, how to watch

Chelsea’s final chance to salvage something shiny from this season is the FA Cup, in part thanks to some rather favorable draws at every stage so far. We’ve yet to face Premier League opposition: three Championship teams and the worst side in League One quite easily dispatched (though we needed extra time against Wrexham) in […]

Frank Lampard’s ‘business’ is at Coventry, not Chelsea

Chelsea’s owners thought they were the smartest guys in the room. Turns out, they are not. Pretty far from it! And right now, they are also the least popular ones, with the club seemingly heading in the wrong direction in every aspect of the business. One easy way they could curry a bit of favor […]

Cesc Fàbregas would be ‘stupid’ to think about Chelsea job opportunity right now

Former Chelsea hero Cesc Fàbregas is among the favorites currently linked with the Chelsea job, but even though his current bosses have already admitted that they might find it difficult to hold on to him as one of the biggest rising stars in the world of coaching, Cesc himself isn’t giving it a single thought […]

Manchester City ‘considering’ Enzo Fernández as summer transfer option — report

It may not be Madrid, but Manchester can be nice at times as well, especially when you’re playing for a good team that’s winning a lot of things. When the forecast shows fortune, fame, and a great chance of trophies, the ambient temperatures don’t matter much. According to The Athletic, Real Madrid-linked Enzo Fernández is […]

Estêvão to miss rest of season, World Cup with very serious hamstring injury — report

Estêvão was forced off early on in Saturday night’s game against Manchester United with an apparent hamstring injury, and while initial hopes were that it wouldn’t be too bad of a problem, reports today are indicating otherwise. In fact, he may have suffered the worst possible version. Most healthcare providers categorize muscle strains into three […]

Official: Chelsea sack Liam Rosenior

With Chelsea in the midst of an historically terrible run of results, including five straight defeats in the league without scoring even a single goal, something that last happened to us in 1912, the inevitable simply had to follow. Liam Rosenior was dismissed this morning by the club, after three and half months (just over […]

Liam Rosenior admits he’s lost the dressing room at Chelsea

After the final whistle, Liam Rosenior stood apologetically in front of the traveling support that spent a good portion of the second half calling for his head (amid the even more frequent chants against the ownership), having overseen yet another tragic performance from Chelsea in a 3-0 defeat against midtable powerhouse Brighton & Hove Albion. […]

Brighton & Hove Albion vs. Chelsea, Premier League: Lineups & Game Thread

Welcome to the latest episode of the Chelsea Show, where it’s all disappointment all the time! Sounds fun. Let’s watch some more! To add to our fun, we’ve got no Estêvão, no João Pedro, and now no Cole Palmer either. Not sure what’s the specific reason. Maybe his Manchester quotes got taken out of context […]

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Chelsea fans’ preferred lineup against Brighton: Anybody but Garnacho

Chelsea have two fit wingers at the moment, but one of them is called Alejandro Garnacho, and he’s so out of favor, that he managed to collect just 14% of the vote for tonight’s preferred starting lineup. Even Jesse Derry (18%) and the local myth that is Marc Guiu (15%) have managed more. Neither of […]