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Chelsea vs. Arsenal, Premier League: Lineups & Game Thread

It’s the day we’ve been all looking forward to. Both Chelsea and Arsenal have had great starts to the 2025-26 season, with the latter losing a single match since the beginning of August. They also arrive with impressive continental results, with the Blues beating Barcelona 3-0 at home and Arsenal doing likewise against Bayern, 3-1, […]

about 2 months ago | 3 reads

Chelsea vs. Arsenal, Premier League: Preview, team news, how to watch

From one biggest game of the season to another biggest game of the season, it’s Arsenal next for Chelsea, with the Blues looking to beat the Gunners for the first time in eight tries — and looking for our first win against them at the Bridge since 2018. It’s not going to be easy. The […]

about 2 months ago | 2 reads

Earls Court development plans finally approved, sans football stadium

The redevelopment of Earls Court, a roughly a mile away from Stamford Bridge as the crow flies, appears to have taken a massive step forward … after many years of the site going disused and its future being (somewhat) in question. Unfortunately, though entirely as expected despite a few rumor-cycles, it’s taken that step forward […]

about 2 months ago | 2 reads

Chelsea 3-0 Barcelona, Champions League: Post-match reaction, ratings

The sense of occasion was undeniable, the build-up momentous, the pre-game pressure palpable. But Chelsea were not cowed by any of that, and got to work straight away after the referee signaled the start of the game. And we could’ve been up by multiple goals not long after, but Enzo Fernandez saw not one but […]

about 2 months ago | 1 read

Chelsea vs. Barcelona, Champions League: Lineups & Game Thread

Well, here we go. Chelsea, Barca, Champions League. These are the games football dreams are made of. These are the games that can define seasons. These are the games that can live on in history, in memory forever. Let’s make it iconic! Enzo Maresca, not unexpectedly, has opted for our “big-game” lineup, which features both […]

about 2 months ago | 1 read

Chelsea fans’ preferred lineup against Barcelona: Release the Estêvão!

It’s arguably our biggest game of the season, at least until Sunday, as Barcelona stroll into town tonight for a massive Champions League “league phase” showdown. Games between these two are always memorable and often iconic, and we haven’t had one for over seven years. After rotating opportunistically over the weekend, Enzo Maresca should have […]

about 2 months ago | 2 reads

Chelsea vs. Barcelona, Champions League: Preview, team news, how to watch

Football doesn’t get much bigger than Barcelona coming to your city, even if it’s “just” for the league phase (née group stage) of the new Champions League format. It’s as marquee of a matchup as marquee matchups can get, especially given all the (modern) history between the two teams on Europe’s biggest stages over the […]

about 2 months ago | 2 reads

Cole Palmer back in Chelsea training despite fractured toe

Cole Palmer has been dealing with a most annoying groin injury for the past few months, limiting him to just four appearances so far this season, and then, just when it looked like he was getting ready to return — perhaps as soon as tonight against Barcelona — he managed to bang his little toe […]

about 2 months ago | 2 reads

How should Chelsea line up against Barcelona in the Champions League?

Next up for Chelsea, on Tuesday night, is the teeny-tiny barely noteworthy very small task of taking on and, hopefully, challenging Barcelona in the Champions League. Easy, peezy, lemon squeezy. This will be match number five of eight in the league phase, and after the dropped points in Azerbaijan against Qarabag, it becomes even more […]

about 2 months ago | 2 reads

The Daily Hilario: Monday

Consistent  Hello, Carragher, why don’t you talk about the money spent now? Who knew

about 2 months ago | 2 reads

Burnley 0-2 Chelsea, Player Ratings: Andrey Santos steps up, answers the call

1. ANDREY SANTOS (8.3) We’ve seen — well, heard about, mostly, to be more precise — Andrey Santos excelling for sister-club RC Strasbourg over the past couple seasons, and now we’ve got to witness that first-hand in Chelsea Blue as well. Santos stepped into the “Caicedo-role” and made it so that not only did we […]

2 months ago | 2 reads

Burnley vs. Chelsea, Premier League: Lineups & Game Thread

We’re back, baby! Back to proper football … and hopefully back to more winning. We could use some consistency as we begin the long, four-month grind through the winter months. This isn’t the easiest game to start with, but it sure is easier than the next two coming up (Barcelona, Arsenal). Enzo Maresca has made […]

2 months ago | 2 reads