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Chelsea vs. Newcastle United, Premier League: Lineups & Game Thread

Welcome to a glorious spring evening at Stamford Bridge; let’s hope the football will leave us in similarly glorious mood. Chelsea need a win and a cleanser after Wednesday; Newcastle have their focus firmly on Europe so hopefully they’ll just let us have this. Liam Rosenior has made a couple changes from the PSG debacle, […]

Chelsea fans’ preferred lineup against Newcastle: Back to basics

Despite a few recent mistakes (mostly against Arsenal), Robert Sánchez never quite lost the favor of the WAGNH Community — the lowest his “approval rating”, you might call it, dropped was 61% — so it’s no surprise that Bob is back with a supermajority for today’s game after the mistakes of Filip Jörgensen doomed us […]

Chelsea vs. Newcastle United, Premier League: Preview, team news, how to watch

Chelsea have suffered plenty of defeats in recent seasons, many of them quite frustrating, painful, infuriating. But it’s hard to remember another like Wednesday night’s debacle in Paris, where a decent, possibly even good effort through 75 minutes was so spectacularly scuppered thanks to our own mistakes. We didn’t just lose, we collapsed in every […]

Official: Lauren James signs new long-term Chelsea contract

If one big contract news wasn’t good enough for this Friday, here’s another, as Lauren James has also put pen to paper on a new long-term contract today, just like her brother Reece James. Two new James contracts in one day?! Is it Christmas in spring? “We are delighted that Lauren is extending her contract. […]

How should Chelsea line up against Newcastle in a post-PSG world?

Chelsea’s late-game collapse against PSG more than likely has cost us not only this year’s Champions League, but it may yet have wider repercussions given some of the vibes evident in the team during the latter stages of that match. While Liam Rosenior has tried to chalk all that up to “passion” and the team’s […]

Official: Reece James signs new long-term Chelsea contract

Reece James has pun to paper on a new long-term contract, with the club announcing a six-year extension this morning for the 26-year-old club captain. That’s certainly welcome and wonderful news, especially as he only had two years left on his previous deal, and that would’ve meant that he was entering prime Pure Profit territory. […]

PSG 5-2 Chelsea, Player Ratings: Some good before the horror show

1. ENZO FERNÁNDEZ (6.6) When Enzo Fernández scored to make it 2-2, it really felt like Chelsea could and perhaps would not only get something out of this first leg, but maybe go on to even win it. Or, worst case, lose by one. All of those outcomes would’ve set up a massive second leg […]

Official: Gotham FC sign Guro Reiten from Chelsea FCW

If, like me, you’ve only just stop reeling from last night’s spectacular collapse in Paris, here’s another perfectly placed gut punch. And this one hits right where it hurts. Guro Reiten has left Chelsea, signing with defending NWSL champions Gotham FC, where she will reunite with former Chelsea teammates Ann-Katrin Berger and Jess Carter. Reiten […]

Liam Rosenior takes the blame for Chelsea collapse in Paris

An entire season’s worth of work in the Champions League was thrown away in fifteen minutes of madness last night, as Chelsea gifted a third goal to PSG, then gave up two more in the final minutes to effectively put this Round of 16 tie to bed. As the old adage goes: you cannot win […]

PSG vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Lineups & Game Thread

Welcome to the first leg of our Champions League Round of 16 showdown against the defending Champions of Europe, in a (two-legged) rematch of the Club World Cup final from the summer. Chelsea won that one quiet handily in the end (3-0); this will likely be a lot tougher … to say the least. Liam […]

Chelsea fans’ preferred lineup against PSG: Neto and Garnacho, too

There’s been some discussion in the build-up to tonight’s game, with some expecting Liam Rosenior to spring a small tactical surprise on PSG, and perhaps line-up with a back-three or something of the sort. Rosenior’s experimentation with such tactics have not proven very fruitful so far, though his conservative approach in the second leg of […]

PSG vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Preview, team news, how to watch

Almost exactly eight months ago, Chelsea stood on top of the football world. Laid before, and beneath, our feet were the proverbial corpses of our enemies, including a certain Parisian club who had won the Champions League just a couple months prior and were the odds-on favorites to crown themselves Champions of the World as […]

How should Chelsea line up against PSG in Champions League Round of 16, first leg?

Chelsea resume our Champions League campaign tomorrow (Wednesday) night as we make the short journey over to Paris, to play the team we vanquished so famously in the Club World Cup final this summer … and who will want nothing more than to take their revenge for that upset. PSG are of course the defending […]

Vincent Kompany rejects Nicolas Jackson narratives, praises Chelsea loanee

Nicolas Jackson started his first Bundesliga match in three months as Bayern Munich beat Borussia Mönchengladbach on Friday night to maintain their dominant position at the top of the table. It was just the sixth league start of the season for the Chelsea loanee, who notched a goal and an assist in the 4-1 win, […]

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Dário Essugo feeling ‘very good’ after 8-month injury layoff, instant impact

Technically it was not a debut, though it sure felt like one, as Dário Essugo came on just past the hour mark in Saturday’s 4-2 win over Wrexham in the FA Cup. The 20-year-old midfielder had not seen competitive action since the summer, when he made three appearances at the Club World Cup. He had […]

Wrexham 2-4 Chelsea, FA Cup: The JP and Garna-show

1. JOÃO PEDRO (7.6, sub) This might be one of the lowest-rated wins in the history of the WAGNH Player Ratings, but it was a win nonetheless. JP came off the bench to inject some much needed cutting edge, grabbing the insurance goal in the final minutes of extra-time as well. He’s been in brilliant […]