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Everton FCW 1-4 Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Post-match reaction
Everton were the hosts at Goodison Park today but they didn’t get where they’re currently at by trying to boil the ocean. Instead the extremely conservative side were comfortable with sitting back and cushioning Chelsea Women’s heavy pressure as the Blues looked extremely keen on beating Everton to a pulp. Their strategy almost went fully […]
Everton FCW vs. Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Confirmed lineups; how to watch
Chelsea Women are in Liverpool today to face Everton in the historic Goodison Park venue, that was “inherited” to the Toffees as the men’s team moved to a brand new stadium nearby. The Women’s Super League title challenge is long out of our grabbing, and what we can do now is secure a spot in […]
Chelsea fans’ preferred lineup against Leeds United: Let’s hope Palmer & JP are good to go
The head coach may be different, but the squad remains the same as it was. So the scope of changes for today’s FA Cup semifinal is naturally limited. It’s these same players who got us to this point who will now have to try and do something better. Is it possible to have a new […]
The Daily Hilario: Sunday
Finally Set piece FC Hmm
Everton FCW vs. Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Preview, team news, how to watch
It’s been almost three weeks since we last saw Chelsea Women on the pitch. Their return has finally come with the Blues travelling to Goodison Park to play against Everton in the Women’s Super League. Everton were one of the few teams able to draw blood from us this year, and really helped derail our […]
Chelsea vs. Leeds United, FA Cup: Preview, team news, how to watch
Chelsea’s final chance to salvage something shiny from this season is the FA Cup, in part thanks to some rather favorable draws at every stage so far. We’ve yet to face Premier League opposition: three Championship teams and the worst side in League One quite easily dispatched (though we needed extra time against Wrexham) in […]
The Daily Hilario: Saturday
Most Penalty Hmm
Frank Lampard’s ‘business’ is at Coventry, not Chelsea
Chelsea’s owners thought they were the smartest guys in the room. Turns out, they are not. Pretty far from it! And right now, they are also the least popular ones, with the club seemingly heading in the wrong direction in every aspect of the business. One easy way they could curry a bit of favor […]
Cesc Fàbregas would be ‘stupid’ to think about Chelsea job opportunity right now
Former Chelsea hero Cesc Fàbregas is among the favorites currently linked with the Chelsea job, but even though his current bosses have already admitted that they might find it difficult to hold on to him as one of the biggest rising stars in the world of coaching, Cesc himself isn’t giving it a single thought […]
How should Calum McFarlane’s Blue and White Army line up against Leeds United in FA Cup semifinal?
Chelsea’s only match of consequence remaining this season is on Sunday — barring some absolute miracle recovery in the league — as we take on historic rivals Leeds United in the FA Cup semifinal at Wembley. The national stadium used to be our second home but that hasn’t really been the case for a while, […]
The Daily Hilario: Friday
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Manchester City ‘considering’ Enzo Fernández as summer transfer option — report
It may not be Madrid, but Manchester can be nice at times as well, especially when you’re playing for a good team that’s winning a lot of things. When the forecast shows fortune, fame, and a great chance of trophies, the ambient temperatures don’t matter much. According to The Athletic, Real Madrid-linked Enzo Fernández is […]
Brighton & Hove Albion 3-0 Chelsea, Player Ratings: Postscript
Well, I didn’t think it would be possible, but Chelsea’s 6-0 defeat at the Etihad back in 2019 is no longer the worst Chelsea performance in the history of the WAGNH Community Player Ratings. It wasn’t quite beaten, but it was exactly matched by Tuesday’s 3-0 defeat to Brighton. Three of Liam Rosenior’s last six […]
The Daily Hilario: Thursday
Hmm Oof What?
Andonio Iraola, Marco Silva, Edin Terzić, others ‘under consideration’ for next Chelsea head coach — reports
Liam Rosenior is gone. Calum McFarlane is back as interim head coach, through the end of the season, and presumably just through the end of the season. Wonder if he were to win all his games in charge, including an FA Cup final, would he remain under consideration for a permanent appointment? Seems unlikely, but […]
Estêvão to miss rest of season, World Cup with very serious hamstring injury — report
Estêvão was forced off early on in Saturday night’s game against Manchester United with an apparent hamstring injury, and while initial hopes were that it wouldn’t be too bad of a problem, reports today are indicating otherwise. In fact, he may have suffered the worst possible version. Most healthcare providers categorize muscle strains into three […]
Official: Chelsea sack Liam Rosenior
With Chelsea in the midst of an historically terrible run of results, including five straight defeats in the league without scoring even a single goal, something that last happened to us in 1912, the inevitable simply had to follow. Liam Rosenior was dismissed this morning by the club, after three and half months (just over […]
The Daily Hilario: Wednesday
Surprise Relegated Hmm
Liam Rosenior admits he’s lost the dressing room at Chelsea
After the final whistle, Liam Rosenior stood apologetically in front of the traveling support that spent a good portion of the second half calling for his head (amid the even more frequent chants against the ownership), having overseen yet another tragic performance from Chelsea in a 3-0 defeat against midtable powerhouse Brighton & Hove Albion. […]
Brighton & Hove Albion 3-0 Chelsea, Premier League: Post-match reaction, ratings
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Brighton & Hove Albion vs. Chelsea, Premier League: Lineups & Game Thread
Welcome to the latest episode of the Chelsea Show, where it’s all disappointment all the time! Sounds fun. Let’s watch some more! To add to our fun, we’ve got no Estêvão, no João Pedro, and now no Cole Palmer either. Not sure what’s the specific reason. Maybe his Manchester quotes got taken out of context […]
Chelsea fans’ preferred lineup against Brighton: Anybody but Garnacho
Chelsea have two fit wingers at the moment, but one of them is called Alejandro Garnacho, and he’s so out of favor, that he managed to collect just 14% of the vote for tonight’s preferred starting lineup. Even Jesse Derry (18%) and the local myth that is Marc Guiu (15%) have managed more. Neither of […]
Brighton & Hove Albion vs. Chelsea, Premier League: Preview, team news, how to watch
Chelsea staggered to yet another toothless defeat on Saturday night, losing 1-0 to Manchester United at Stamford Bridge. Head coach Liam “Cannot Lie” Rosenior called our performance “dominant” and our defeat “impossible”, but sadly, the only thing we dominated were a few ultimately meaningless statistics and our defeat felt not only quite possible, but highly […]
The Daily Hilario: Tuesday
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How should Chelsea line up against Brighton to maybe win a game for once … or at least score a goal?
Chelsea are back in action tomorrow night, away to fellow midtable mediocres Brighton & Hove Albion. It’s not much of a turnaround from Saturday night’s disappointment: not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. Not sure it matters. What might matter is getting João Pedro back. Unfortunately, Liam Rosenior was not quite […]