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Chelsea to face Tottenham Hotspur in Women’s FA Cup quarterfinal
Chelsea advanced to the final eight of the Women’s FA Cup thanks to a dramatic, extra-time victory over Manchester United in the Round of 16 this weekend, and our reward for that will be a home game against Tottenham Hotspur in the quarterfinals. Spurs beat London City Lionesses last night on penalties to advance and […]
Chelsea 1-1 Burnley, Player Ratings: At least João Pedro scores again
1. JOÃO PEDRO The lowest rated match overall under Liam Rosenior, and there wasn’t much to be happy about from it. Two more points dropped and gifted to the opposition, leaving us with just two points from six in our last two home games against opposition in and around the relegation zone. Not great! The […]
The Daily Hilario: Monday
Leading?! Oof Highest
Chelsea FCW 2-1 (a.e.t.) Manchester United WFC, Women’s FA Cup: Post-match reaction
With Manchester United going on a hot streak in England and abroad, Chelsea Women had a point to make: we can put a stop to this nonsense. The Blues’ plan was to take charge of the pitch and keep the heat on the visitors at Kingsmeadow. Whereas United were happy to let Phallon Tullis-Joyce put […]
Chelsea FCW vs. Manchester United WFC, Women’s FA Cup: Confirmed lineups; how to watch
This is the second of at least clashes Chelsea Women are having with Manchester United this season. The first was a Women’s Super League where we shared the spoils at Leigh Sports Village. Today there can’t be a sharing of anything. Only one of us get through to the Women’s FA Cup quarter-final. And the […]
Chelsea FCW vs. Manchester United WFC, Women’s FA Cup: Preview, team news, how to watch
Given these two teams will meet at Ashton Gate next month for the Women’s League Cup final, this clash between Chelsea Women and Manchester United at Kingsmeadow is pretty much a preview of things to come when they meet at a big(ger) stage. United are coming in hot from several wins in a row while […]
The Daily Hilario: Sunday
Highest Bottled Most
Chelsea 1-1 Burnley, Premier League: Post-match reaction, ratings
Chelsea made the perfect start to the game, scoring inside of five minutes and then piled on the pressure, looking for a quick second. But after João Pedro’s opener, we were not able to get beyond Burnley’s massed ranks and their willingness to throw bodies at shots. The visitors may have been behind, but they […]
Chelsea vs. Burnley, Premier League: Confirmed lineups; how to watch
he players got four days off to catch some sunshine, but now it’s back to the grind with three very important points on offer. Burnley are not very good and are likely going down; we cannot afford to drop any points to them. With no midweek action coming up, Liam Rosenior is free to choose […]
Chelsea fans’ preferred lineup against Burnley: Estêvão ahead of Neto
Pedro Neto may have scored a hat-trick against Hull City in the FA Cup, but that was not enough to convince the WAGNH Community that he has snapped out of his subpar form of late, with the voters preferring Estêvão by about 10 per cent margin. Neto still would’ve made the cut for the starting […]
The Daily Hilario: Saturday
Lol Oof Well
Chelsea vs. Burnley, Premier League: Preview, team news, how to watch
For the past few months, Chelsea have spent nearly every waking hour playing football, training for playing football, or recovering from playing … football. Football, football, football! You might say that’s to be expected, given it’s their job and it’s the middle of the season, but as Liam Rosenior pointed out in his pre-match press […]
Official: Chelsea agree short-term front-of-shirt sponsorship with Industrial AI provider IFS
AI is all the rage these days — everything with even just a hint of a generative algorithm being hailed as the next biggest productivity booster — so it’s perhaps no surprise that Chelsea have found an AI company willing to splurge some cash and become our front-of-shirt sponsor, at least for the rest of […]
Roméo Lavia set for rehab start with Chelsea U21 (*UPDATED*)
UPDATE: Lavia did in fact, and played the first half in the 2-2 draw. Chelsea took a 2-0 lead (Leo Cardoso and Shim Mheuka with the goals) but coughed it up late on. Sounds familiar! If we’re lucky and keep our eyes peeled on the misty horizon, we just might spot a mythical creature going […]
The Daily Hilario: Friday
Deal Hmm First
How should Chelsea line up against Burnley after four days off?
After a grueling multi-month stretch of games every three-four days, Chelsea will have gone over a week between games by the time kick-off against Burnley rolls around this weekend. The team have taken advantage of that by sending the players away for a few days, with many going off for a short vacations in various […]
The Daily Hilario: Thursday
Second Most Hmm
Chelsea to face Arsenal in Women’s Champions League quarterfinals
Last night, Arsenal, fresh off their victory in the inaugural FIFA Women’s Champions Cup, also finished off Belgian Women’s Super League champions OH Leuven by an aggregate score of 7-1, setting up the expected and quite massive showdown against Chelsea in the quarterfinals of this year’s UEFA Women’s Champions League. As on the men’s side, […]
The Daily Hilario: Wednesday
Highest Lol, evil recognise evil Hmm
Bayern Munich ‘unlikely to pursue’ Nicolas Jackson transfer — report
With much fanfare and even bigger drama, Nicolas Jackson joined Bayern Munich on loan in the summer, with Bayern paying around €15m just in loan fees and also negotiating an additional €65m clause to make his signing permanent. Pretty good wheeling and dealing by Chelsea, no? Alas, that clause soon turned out to be a […]
The Daily Hilario: Tuesday
Most Hmm Only
Chelsea drawn against Wrexham in FA Cup fifth round
For the third successive round in the FA Cup, Chelsea have been drawn away against a Championship side. But our latest will be the most high profile of the lot, as we head up to North Wales, to face Hollywood FC in Wrexham on the weekend of March 7. Wrexham, now in the fifth full […]
The Daily Hilario: Monday
Truth Lol Oof
Hull City 0-4 Chelsea, Player Ratings: Neto, Delap bring a bit of magic to the Cup
1. PEDRO NETO (8.9) Neto has been mired in a rather lengthy slump, despite his near-constant presence in the starting lineup — availability is always a good ability! — so it’s great to see him break out (hopefully) with a match-winning performance. The hat-trick also gives him 10 goals for the season, setting a new […]
Chelsea FCW 2-0 Liverpool FCW, Women’s Super League: Post-match reaction
It’s kind of boring to keep repeating this so often. But this Chelsea Women is not playing as confidently as they were since their Arsenal loss followed by an absolute beatdown handed to them by Manchester City. No wonder we’ve had major developments ever since in a mostly drama-free club, namely Sonia Bompastor’s extension to […]