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2026 World Cup, Day 2: Canada vs. Bosnia & Herzegovina; USA vs. Paraguay

Day 1 is in the books, and for a while, it looked like it might feature more red cards than goals. But then late game exploded to life with three second-half goals seeing Korea come from behind to beat the Czech Republic. I felt the Czechs could’ve started playing a bit earlier than the last […]

Marc Cucurella not thinking about anything else other than the World Cup

Marc Cucurella has been the focus of recent transfer rumors linking him with a potential summer departure from Chelsea, but for our left back, that’s all just noise and distraction and unnecessary worry at the moment. He’s fully focused on his first World Cup (he was not selected in 2022) and on delivering another trophy […]

Chelsea, Axel Disasi agree ‘exit would suit all parties’ — report

One of the last remaining card-carrying members of Chelsea’s Bomb Squad is veteran defender Axel Disasi, who’s been surplus to requirements for two of the three years he’s been on the books, and has been trying to engineer an exit for at least the last 18 months. So far, he’s only managed two half-season loans, […]

2026 World Cup, Day 1: Mexico vs. South Africa; South Korea vs. Czech Republic

USA 1994 was the first World Cup I was old enough to truly follow — a treasured family heirloom is the commemorative Italia 1990 Coca-Cola can my mother brought back from her visit to Venice that summer, but I was like eight at the time and have no real memory of the tournament itself. But […]

Pedro Neto scores for Portugal; Reece James starts for England

Portugal and England both played their final preparatory matches for the World Cup last night, with both teams walking away with credible victories, 2-1 over Nigeria and 3-0 over Costa Rica, respectively. The win was especially notable in England’s case as Thomas Tuchel rolled out what very much seemed like his first-choice lineup “concept” for […]

Sam Rak-Sakyi among four Chelsea youngsters on released list

The Premier League published their annual list of players released (or set to leave for free at the end of their contracts) from each club yesterday, which included the confirmation that four Academy youngsters are heading out the door at the end of the month. Chelsea’s list was actually among the shortest of any team. […]

Chelsea’s ‘list of untouchables’ includes seven players — report

Chelsea face yet another critical summer transfer window, the ninth in the reign of BlueCo, who seem no closer to actually executing on their grand promises of winning and competing for trophies. They’ve said a lot of big words and wrote a lot of big checks on a lot of massive contracts (certainly in length, […]

Just a bad romance: Gaga Slonina ‘looking to leave’ Chelsea — report

Gabriel “Gaga” Slonina was a bit of an unknown when he arrived in 2022, in BlueCo’s first window, but he arrived with a pretty strong resumé from MLS, especially for an 18-year-old. He was the second youngest signing in league history at the time (now eighth), becoming the youngest ever starting goalkeeper a couple years […]

WAGNH Chelsea Player of the Year 2025-26: Reece James

The 14th year of the WAGNH Community Ratings is in the books, and the highest rated player throughout the course of the season is thus automatically declared the WAGNH Player of the Year. Admittedly, this methodology is not without its flaws, but I think there’s some intrinsic value in using the immediate reactions after each […]

Reece James, Pedro Neto feature in warm-up friendlies ahead of World Cup

The World Cup starts later this week, which means all the participating teams are now fully focused on their preparations. For most, that includes one or two warm-up friendlies as well, though it’s unclear what the point of any such games may be when you use 22 players for one half each — it’s not […]

Marc Cucurella ‘believes his time’ at Chelsea ‘is at an end’ — report

Catalan media have started to make a fair bit of noise over Marc Cucurella in recent days, with a story in La Vanguardia making some of the strongest and most definitive claims yet about the left back’s future. As they put it, Cucurella “believes his time at Chelsea, after four seasons, has come to an […]

Lauren James, Alyssa Thompson, Veerle Buurman nominated for PFA awards

It’s turned into a rebuilding year for Chelsea Women, with plenty of changes behind the scenes, quite a few disappointing results on the pitch, and multiple seismic shifts among the playing squad, but the future’s still looking bright given the ambition and the talent of the team. Case in point: two of the six nominees […]