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The Daily Hilario: Saturday
Stable Lol Hmm
Everton vs. Chelsea, Premier League: Preview, team news, how to watch
Chelsea have hit a dizzying downward spiral in record time over the past ten days or so — going to hell in a handbasket is a phrase that comes to mind — and there’s certainly a non-zero chance that the events of the last three games will end up derailing the entire rest of our […]
London City Lionesses vs. Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Preview, team news, how to watch
With five matches left in the Women’s Super League and seven points separating Chelsea Women from league leaders Manchester City, you can never rule us out of a late title challenge. For that to happen we need to stay on the winning track and beat all those in our path, including the newly promoted London […]
How should Chelsea line up against Everton to get season back on track?
It’s not getting any easier for Chelsea; in fact, it may be getting harder as we head up to Merseyside this weekend. Goodison away is never an easy place to play, and right now, it might be downright intimidating. Good thing Everton don’t play at Goodison anymore! The Toffees’ record in their fancy new digs […]
The Daily Hilario: Friday
What a player Most Advanced
Liam Rosenior claims Enzo Fernández ’fully committed’ to Chelsea, quotes lost in translation
After our latest demoralizing defeat, on Tuesday night, Chelsea Vice-captain Enzo Fernández stopped by the cameras of ESPN Argentina to answer a few questions. He talked about our own mistakes, about PSG’s quality, and about how we needed to regroup and support each other because there was still plenty left to fight for this season, […]
The Daily Hilario: Thursday
Darkest timeline if they win Most Only
Chelsea 0-3 PSG, Player Ratings: Another for the Hall of Shame
For the third consecutive year, we have at least one new addition to the WAGNH Community Player Ratings Hall of Shame, a.k.a. (televised) games from the past fourteen years where the overall average rating was below 4.0. (As usual, the caveat about “televised games” is to explain why the 4-2 home defeat to third division […]
Chelsea FCW 2-1 Brighton & Hove Albion WFC, Women’s Super League: Post-match reaction
Given our very limited options for the backline in light of several centre-back injuries and the fact this squad is coming from a hard-fought final win against Manchester United in the Women’s League Cup only three days ago, you couldn’t ask for a better start for Chelsea Women. Brighton tried to explore our defensive woes […]
Chelsea FCW vs. Brighton & Hove Albion WFC, Women’s Super League: Confirmed lineups; how to watch
It’s only been a few days since Chelsea Women successfully defended their Women’s League Cup title against Manchester United. With that done, we move our focus to the Women’s Super League as we host Brighton at Kingsmeadow. Injuries to the backline and head coach Sonia Bompastor’s choice for rotation make this lineup somewhat different from […]
Chelsea FCW vs. Brighton & Hove Albion WFC, Women’s Super League: Preview, team news, how to watch
Fresh off the glory of beating Manchester United to a Women’s League Cup trophy and successfully defend their title, Chelsea Women host Brighton at Kingsmeadow for a (delayed) Women’s Super League clash tonight. Our chances of making up the 10-point difference between ourselves and Manchester City in eight rounds is slim, but not impossible. Especially […]
Enzo Fernández gives his Chelsea future the ‘we’ll see’ treatment
Enzo Fernández recently celebrated his third anniversary at Chelsea Football Club, moving past 150 appearances in all competitions, after joining us from Benfica in January 2023 for what was then a British-record transfer fee. Enzo was fresh off of winning the World Cup with Argentina just a month prior, announcing himself on the world stage […]
The Daily Hilario: Wednesday
Lol Hmm Allowed
Trevoh Chalobah suffers high ankle sprain in PSG defeat
To complete our misery on this Tuesday night, Trevoh Chalobah suffered a serious-looking injury in the final few minutes of the game, getting stretchered off the pitch with plenty of concern from all around. Considering that it came in the final minutes of an absolute blowout makes it even more frustrating. After the game, head […]
Chelsea 0-3 (2-8 agg.) PSG, Champions League: Post-match reaction, ratings
Well, at least it’s over now. Any hopes of a miracle were put to bed right quick, with that man again, Kvaratskhelia scoring barely six minutes into the “contest”, then PSG doubling their lead by way of a tremendous strike from Barcola. The olé’s started by the 30th minute from the visiting section. And it […]
Chelsea vs. PSG, Champions League: Confirmed lineups; how to watch
Welcome to the second leg of the Champions League Round of 16. Chelsea are about to make history and come back from a three-goal deficit to advance, right? Yeah, probably not. But hey, might as well try. I have no idea what’s going on with that backline, but otherwise it’s a familiar lineup from Liam […]
Chelsea fans’ preferred lineup against PSG: Defensive changes needed
Chelsea are in a massive hole for tonight’s Champions League Round of 16 second leg against PSG, and it will take something extraordinarily historic to get out of it. If I were in charge, I’d just play the Chelsea Old Boys, plus maybe Rosenior himself. Maybe get Maresca & Co back, too. How’s Paul Winstanley’s […]
The Daily Hilario: Tuesday
True Darkest timeline: Arsenal winning PL Lol
Chelsea vs. PSG, Champions League: Preview, team news, how to watch
For all intents and purposes, this tie should be over. And barring an absolute miracle of miracles, it is over. We’re talking a miracle bigger than anything we can think of. Bigger than #DareToDemba in 2014. Bigger than Vicenza, Bruges, or Barca ‘05. Bigger than anything that happened in 2012, be that Napoli, Barcelona, or […]
How should injury-hit Chelsea line up to attempt La Remontada II against PSG?
In the illustrious history of the Champions League, there have only been a handful of comebacks from a three-goal deficit. One of those, in the 2016-17 Round of 16, involved PSG, who beat Barca, 4-0 in Paris, then hilariously proceeded to lose 6-1 in Barcelona in the second leg. That second leg became known simply […]
Reece James ruled out for a number of weeks with hamstring injury
On Friday, in the wake of the announcement of his new six-year contract, Reece James told reporters that physically he was in a “really good place”, able to consistently play two-three games a week after several years of battling hamstring injuries and not being able to stay consistently fit. On Monday, head coach Liam Rosenior […]
Chelsea fined £10.75m by Premier League for historical ‘secret payments’
The Premier League have concluded their own investigation of Chelsea’s self-reported “incomplete financial reporting” from the Abramovich Era, and have levied a fine of £10.75m on the club, along with a suspended first-team transfer ban for two years as well as a nine-month ban on signing any Academy players from any other English club’s academy. […]
The Daily Hilario: Monday
Most Spursy First
Chelsea 0-1 Newcastle United, Player Ratings: Mag-pied
1. ROBERT SÁNCHEZ (5.8) We’ve seen plenty of Chelsea defeats over the years, but this one felt fairly unique amid all of that. It’s hard to think of a more flat, boring, toothless approach and execution, especially given the magnitude of the game at hand. Newcastle weren’t much better, but they take the win thanks […]
Chelsea FCW 2-0 Manchester United WFC, Women’s League Cup final: Post-match reaction
While the fight for a Women’s Super League seems like an afterthought for Chelsea Women, that’s not the case for all other competitions the team are still in. Including the Women’s League Cup, in which they reached the final for a seventh consecutive time after beating Liverpool and Manchester City in the previous rounds. In […]