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Chelsea unveil 2026-27 home shirt from Nike
My two favorite home shirts from the past few decades have been the 2008-09 edition and the special one-off 50th anniversary commemorative FA Cup victory shirt from 2019-20. I don’t ever buy kits, but I regret not getting that one at the time. So in theory, I should absolutely love the home shirt for next […]
The Daily Hilario: Tuesday
Extension Hmm Type your predictions in the comments
Marc Cucurella ‘willing to leave’ Chelsea as ‘multiple clubs’ make enquiries — report
Here’s a mild take for ya: of all the potential big(-ish) money exits possible this summer at Chelsea, Marc Cucurella’s would probably be the least impactful. Jorrel Hato’s ready. Cucu’s been quiet-quitting since January, but certainly since the end of March. And his performances on the pitch (especially compared to last season) have reflected that. […]
Official: Chelsea FCW sign Katie McCabe on free transfer from Arsenal WFC
Katie McCabe has been a thorn in our side for many years — figuratively, and quite literally as well considering her hard-nosed playing style — but hopefully it’ll be our opponents who will be feeling the pain going forward, with the veteran left back agreeing to join Chelsea on a free transfer today. The 30-year-old […]
The Daily Hilario: Monday
TOTS Hmm Lmao
Vote for Chelsea’s 2025-26 Goal of the Season
Chelsea have revealed the nominations for this year’s (men’s) Goal of the Season, with a whopping 14 (fourteen!) goals shortlisted for the award. Not much of a “short” list! Among this rather lengthy list of nominees are some quite, dare I say, ordinary goals, like Pedro Neto’s against West Ham United. Neto may have won […]
The Daily Hilario: Sunday
Parting ways Leading Hmm
Everton ‘still weighing up’ Tyrique George loan option — report
When Tyrique George joined Everton on loan in January, it seemed like it was less of a temporary farewell than an actual final goodbye — especially as the loan had a purchase option attached, thought to be in the region of just £20m. And though George has impressed in his appearances on Merseyside, those appearances […]
PSG vs. Arsenal, Champions League Final: Open Thread
If you’re rooting for Arsenal, I suggest visiting The Short Fuse. (But not to troll! Trolls get banned.) If you’re rooting for PSG or just football in general, welcome. It’s the 2026 Champions League final, and we have to hope that it’s Champions League PSG who show up today, rather than Club World Cup PSG. […]
The Daily Hilario: Saturday
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Xabi Alonso ‘to take a closer look’ at Nicolas Jackson at Chelsea — report
Unlike most of his Chelsea compadres, Nicolas Jackson got to experience life on a winning team this season as Bayern Munich completed their latest league-and-cup double. He may not have featured as much as he might have wished, but he still managed to get into double digits for goals (11) for the fourth successive season, […]
Chelsea ‘in the running’ for Liverpool defender Ibrahima Konaté — report
Ibrahima Konaté looked all set to sign a contract extension at Liverpool just a few weeks ago, but apparently something has gone drastically wrong behind the scenes, and the 27-year-old now looks set to leave the Reds when his contract expires at the end of June. Oopsies! It’s not clear what happened to cause such […]
The Daily Hilario: Friday
Transfer POTS Bid
Estêvão targeting ‘early August’ return from hamstring injury — report
Estêvão was back in London last week as Chelsea beat Spurs in our final home match of the season, taking part in the post-match lap of appreciation as well, but he’s now returned to Brazil once again to continue his rehab at Palmeiras for the hamstring injury that ruled him out from our last several […]
Kendry Páez facing uncertain future as Chelsea evaluate disappointing River Plate loan — reports
The lottery ticket known as Kendry Páez doesn’t look to be turning into a winner anytime soon for Chelsea, with the youngster struggling to make the necessary step up after making his long prearranged transfer official last summer. He couldn’t quite cut it at RC Strasbourg — 21 appearances but just 700 minutes under Liam […]
The Daily Hilario: Thursday
Agreement Hmm From where?
Chelsea set £120m asking price for Enzo Fernández — report
We’re still in the early stages of the Enzo Fernández saga, and though the inevitable outcome might be that Enzo leaves by the end of the summer, right now we’re setting up our defenses in a strong position. According to The BBC, Chelsea’s asking price for a transfer will be £120m, which is slightly more […]
Filip Jörgensen requests transfer as Chelsea look to Mike Penders at goalkeeper — reports
Robert Sánchez has been Chelsea’s first-choice goalkeeper for the past three years. Though he has improved, he’s not exactly managed to make a convincing case that he’s truly worthy of those credentials. But it’s not like his backups have done otherwise. Đorđe Petrović believed he did when he won the job halfway through the season […]
Robert Sánchez nominated for best single-game Goalkeeper Performance of the Season in the Premier League
Award nominations have been in short supply around Chelsea this season, but thankfully the Premier League have created a brand new one for this season, and Robert Sánchez has earned a nomination for it. The “Goalkeeper Performance of the Season” recognizes the “the most outstanding individual performance of the season by a goalkeeper” in a […]
The Daily Hilario: Wednesday
Agreement Hmm But our sporting directors get a hike
Not even a ‘world record bid’ from Barcelona would entice Chelsea to let João Pedro leave — reports
We first heard of Barcelona’s interest in João Pedro some weeks ago, and at the time, it seemed pretty clear that Chelsea had no intention in letting our leading goalscorer leave, nor was JP himself interested in doing so. And according to most reports, that remains the case as things stand. UPDATE: In fact, Ben […]
The Daily Hilario: Tuesday
Golden boot Approach Lol
Sunderland 2-1 Chelsea, Player Ratings: When your best is just barely average
1. ROBERT SÁNCHEZ (5.6) Chelsea’s three highest rated players just barely sneak into the “average” category, with Bob leading the way by a few hundredths. And he certainly did give it his all during the game, making five saves and getting beaten only by a great first-time shot form Trey Hume and a ridiculous own […]
Enzo Fernández ‘would welcome’ offers to leave Chelsea, with Real Madrid and Manchester City linked — report
The season’s over. Now the Season can begin. Welcome to Silly Season! The biggest story of the summer is bound to be the future of Enzo Fernández. He’s already flirted (sort of) with Real Madrid — or at least the city of Madrid — for which he was rather harshly suspended two games by the […]
The Daily Hilario: Monday
Happiness was so close, yet so far Record Prolific
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