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Marc Cucurella adds his name to the rumor mill

We’re in the middle of the last international break of the season before the start of this summer’s main event, the World Cup Silly Season, so it’s not at all surprising that we’ve been seeing more stories in the rumor mill than usual — especially when combined with Chelsea’s current malaise, on and, seemingly, off […]

Malo Gusto kicks his feet up; Pedro Neto gets his blood pressure up

We roll into the second week of the international break after a quiet weekend of not much happening on the Chelsea front. Malo Gusto’s France had a game against Colombia on Sunday, which they’d end up winning pretty easily, 3-1, even while rotating the side from their first friendly of the break the other day, […]

Chelsea FCW 4-3 Aston Villa WFC, Women’s Super League: Post-match reaction

In this weird season where Chelsea Women have let themselves down against big and small teams alike, the confidence in the Blues being able to turn around deficit is at an all-time low. It’s also an understandable situation as we rarely go into matches with a losing score early on. Again this is a weird […]

Malo Gusto: Chelsea ‘have to believe’ in head coach Liam Rosenior

Malo Gusto may be away on international duty with France at the moment, but he has heard and seen the growing criticism of Liam Rosenior and has come out in defense of his head coach when asked about him this weekend. “I think he is a top coach, I saw that a lot of people […]

Enzo Fernández scores in Argentina win

Argentina and Spain were supposed to play the “Finalissima” this weekend, for intercontinental bragging rights between the winners of the 2024 Copa América and Euro 2024. The game was supposed to be played in Qatar, but due to the “security situation” going on in the region, UEFA decided to cancel the game. One would think […]

Official: San Diego Wave sign Catarina Macario from Chelsea FCW

Catarina Macario’s time as a Chelsea player has come to an end, with a move to her hometown San Diego Wave confirmed today by both clubs. The 26-year-old USA international is signing a 4-year, $8m contract with the Wave, which is a new record contract for the NWSL (beating the mark set by Trinity Rodman’s […]

Andrey Santos, Malo Gusto start for Brazil, France in friendly

It was a busy day of World Cup qualifying playoffs in Europe and around the World today, Thursday, but there were no Chelsea players involved in any of those games. (A few familiar ex-Chelsea faces did pop up, with Armando Broja playing 30 minutes as Albania were eliminated by Poland, Ethan Ampadu captaining Wales to […]

Liam Rosenior secure unless Chelsea ‘implode’ over final weeks of season — report

Liam Rosenior has engineered a remarkable downturn in Chelsea’s fortunes over the past few weeks, but the only way his job would be in jeopardy, according to a report a couple days ago from The Telegraph, is if that downturn continued to spiral into a full-on “implosion”. Which … well … have we looked at […]

All Moisés Caicedo wants is to become a Chelsea legend

“It’s only ever been Chelsea,” read the caption on Chelsea’s announcement in 2023, when Moisés Caicedo joined us from Brighton & Hove Albion. The accompanying video was brief yet powerful, featuring not only Moisés (obviously), but his mother as well, as they posed for a picture at the back of a car. The reveal at […]

Arsenal WFC 3-1 Chelsea FCW, UEFA Women’s Champions League: Post-match reaction

Trips to the Emirates are never easy. But in the recent past Chelsea Women still managed to eek out good results at Arsenal’s turf despite the hosts’ best efforts. With the Blues’ squad ravaged by injuries and tiredness it was hard coming into this match with high expectations. Clearly the team thought otherwise as we […]

Arsenal WFC vs. Chelsea FCW, UEFA Women’s Champions League: Lineups & Game Thread

Sonia Bompastor’s sophomore year as Chelsea Women manager has been far from ideal given the standards set by herself and her team last season. But all is far from lost. This Blues squad has been depleted by injuries and today’s starting lineup shows. In such circumstances a result that at least keep us alive in […]

The Daily Hilario: Project Hail Mary

One of the better books I read (well, listened to on audiobook, to be more precise) in recent years was Andy Weir’s “Project Hail Mary”, and I was happy and excited to see that as with Weir’s “The Martian”, it was being made into a movie (with Weir himself also involved). So I went to […]

Everton 3-0 Chelsea, Player Ratings: It just keeps getting worse

I’ve maintained for a long time that by overall average, we’re never going to get a game worse than our 6-0 defeat against Manchester City at the Etihad Stadium back in 2018-19. And this weekend’s 3-0 surrender to Everton did indeed manage to avoid those lows. But it did come close top the “top” three, […]

Enzo Fernández laughs off Real Madrid rumors

Enzo Fernández opened the door and the rumor mill wasted zero time in bursting through. And they are here to stay, and they’re not even taking their shoes off. Spanish media are already quite convinced that Enzo wants to move to Real Madrid. After all, if you’re a Spanish newspaper, there could be no highest […]