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Burnley vs. Chelsea, Premier League: Preview, team news, how to watch

The last international break of 2025 is over, and it’s now uninterrupted football for the next four months (not counting the Africa Cup of Nations, which doesn’t affect us this time around). Winter is here, and so is the winter grind. You can’t win any actual trophies just yet, but you can certainly lose out […]

2 months ago | 2 reads

Cole Palmer fractures toe in at home ‘accident’

There was growing hope that Cole Palmer could be back in action this week, with Chelsea set to face Barcelona midweek and then Arsenal next weekend, but those hopes were cruelly bashed by Palmer bashing his little toe into something in his home. We’ve all been there, I’m sure, kicking into the corner of the […]

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2 months ago | 2 reads

How should Chelsea line up against Burnley in first game back from international break?

Chelsea return from the international break with (yet another) lunchtime kickoff on Saturday. This start time is never not annoying, but especially so when it’s right after an international break, and doubly so when we have to travel a fair distance. Alleviating the situation a bit is the fact that some key players, such as […]

2 months ago | 1 read

Chelsea FCW 1-1 Barcelona Femení, UEFA Women’s Champions League: Post-match reaction

We have some good memories of facing Barça at Stamford Bridge. That unfortunately has been limited to the men’s team, since Chelsea Women have never beaten the Blaugranas at home. It seemed heartbreak would start early with Clàudia Pina barely missing the target early in the match. But Ellie Carpenter with a great effort at […]

2 months ago | 2 reads

Filip Jörgensen ‘considering potential January exit’ from Chelsea — reports

Playing time has been hard to come by for Filip Jörgensen, with the 25-year-old restricted to just four appearances (three starts) this season so far after playing a fair amount last season (24 appearances across all competitions) while backing up Robert Sánchez. Of course, opportunities have been not nearly as abundant this year with Chelsea […]

2 months ago | 3 reads

Estêvão scores again for Brazil; Marc Cucurella picks up assist for Spain

Another game, another goal for young Estêvão, who started for Brazil in their friendly against Tunisia. Granted, this one was “just” from the penalty spot, but that’s just a technicality — especially as then Lucas Paquetá would miss a penalty later in the game and consign Brazil to just a 1-1 draw. “It was an […]

2 months ago | 3 reads

Malo Gusto picks up brace of assists for France

France took on Azerbaijan in World Cup qualifying on Sunday, and with a place at next summer’s main event already assured, Didier Deschamps opted to rotate his squad a bit. Among those getting starts were Malo Gusto (his eighth cap but only his third start) and even Christopher Nkunku, even though the ex-Chelsea man has […]

2 months ago | 0 reads

Liverpool FCW 1-1 Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Post-match reaction

Once a fairly competent team, the iteration of Liverpool at least in the beginning of the 2025-26 season looks unrecognizable. With a single point earned in eight matches, you have to wonder where the buck stops. No wonder they fought Chelsea tooth and nail. They always do this, but today they looked like a completely […]

2 months ago | 0 reads

Liverpool FCW vs. Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Confirmed lineups; how to watch

Midday at the Merseyside brings a match wrapped in tension: Chelsea Women arrive second in the table after stalling against Arsenal, a result that opened the door for Manchester City to break away. That stumble allowed the leaders to stretch the gap to four points, leaving today’s game in hand as a necessary lifeline rather […]

2 months ago | 0 reads

Estêvão scores again for Brazil

Scoring the dramatic last-minute winner against Liverpool at the start of October seems to have unlocked something in young Estêvão, who got his name on the scoresheet once again this weekend, in a friendly for Brazil against Senegal. The 18-year-old now has seven goals in his last eleven appearances for club and country, and has […]

2 months ago | 1 read

Chelsea agree future transfer of Deinner Ordóñez from Independiente del Valle — reports

Chelsea have reportedly agreed the future transfer of young defender Deinner Ordóñez, who currently plays for Independiente del Valle in Ecuador — the same team from where we signed Kendry Páez in a similar manner (and the same team where Moisés Caicedo once caught the eye of European scouts). Strong academy there, evidently. As per […]

2 months ago | 1 read

Jamie Gittens forced off with apparent injury in England U21 match

It wouldn’t be an international break without someone picking some sort of new injury, and the (un)lucky victim this time around looks to be Jamie Gittens. The young winger reportedly “limped off” after “clearly struggling” around the hour mark of England U21’s win over Republic of Ireland. He would head “straight down the tunnel”. Not […]

2 months ago | 1 read