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Chelsea ‘in the running’ for Liverpool defender Ibrahima Konaté — report

Ibrahima Konaté looked all set to sign a contract extension at Liverpool just a few weeks ago, but apparently something has gone drastically wrong behind the scenes, and the 27-year-old now looks set to leave the Reds when his contract expires at the end of June. Oopsies! It’s not clear what happened to cause such […]

Estêvão targeting ‘early August’ return from hamstring injury — report

Estêvão was back in London last week as Chelsea beat Spurs in our final home match of the season, taking part in the post-match lap of appreciation as well, but he’s now returned to Brazil once again to continue his rehab at Palmeiras for the hamstring injury that ruled him out from our last several […]

Chelsea set £120m asking price for Enzo Fernández — report

We’re still in the early stages of the Enzo Fernández saga, and though the inevitable outcome might be that Enzo leaves by the end of the summer, right now we’re setting up our defenses in a strong position. According to The BBC, Chelsea’s asking price for a transfer will be £120m, which is slightly more […]

Filip Jörgensen requests transfer as Chelsea look to Mike Penders at goalkeeper — reports

Robert Sánchez has been Chelsea’s first-choice goalkeeper for the past three years. Though he has improved, he’s not exactly managed to make a convincing case that he’s truly worthy of those credentials. But it’s not like his backups have done otherwise. Đorđe Petrović believed he did when he won the job halfway through the season […]

Sunderland 2-1 Chelsea, Player Ratings: When your best is just barely average

1. ROBERT SÁNCHEZ (5.6) Chelsea’s three highest rated players just barely sneak into the “average” category, with Bob leading the way by a few hundredths. And he certainly did give it his all during the game, making five saves and getting beaten only by a great first-time shot form Trey Hume and a ridiculous own […]

One final letdown to end the 2025-26 season

As it turned out, all we needed on the final day was a draw to play Europa League football next season. Brighton lost by three, Brentford drew, and that gave us the inside track for a seventh place finish — not ideal, but better than the alternative. Instead, we barely showed up. An own goal […]

Sunderland 2-1 Chelsea, Premier League: Post-match reaction, ratings

Not sure what’s a stronger word than cacophony, but that’s what greeted the teams as they walked out onto the pitch at the Stadium of Light. Glorious noise, glorious sunshine, and some glorious football — well, glorious from the home side at least. It was far from glorious from the Blues, and the constant attack-v-defense […]

Sunderland vs. Chelsea, Premier League: Lineups & Game Thread

Welcome to the final day of the season! Chelsea need a win to ensure some sort of European football for next season. Europa League and Conference League are both on the table, depending on how others do. So, keeping an eye on Brighton and Brentford as well, but first we have to take care of […]

Chelsea fans’ preferred lineup against Sunderland: Jorrel Hato wins defensive battle

There wasn’t much doubt about the WAGNH Community’s preferred lineup for this final game of the season, with eight of the eleven starters garnering over 80 per cent of the votes, and only one coming in at below 60 per cent. That one exception was Jorrel Hato, who’s emerged victorious from the battle at center […]

Sunderland vs. Chelsea, Premier League: Preview, team news, how to watch

Chelsea come into the final weekend of the Premier League season still harboring some hopes of European football. Tuesday’s amusing win over Tottenham Hotspur, which not only raised spirits but kept Spurs still under threat of relegation, has us sitting in eighth currently, which would be good enough for another tour of obscure European towns […]

How should Chelsea line up against Sunderland in the final match of the season?

We’re done to just one, one final game in what’s been a rather disappointing season. We enter the weekend in eighth and can finish no higher than seventh. We could however drop as low as tenth. Seventh and eighth places would entail some European football next season, Europa League for the former and Conference League […]