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The Daily Hilario: Tuesday
At the 70th Ballon d'Or ceremony in London, Alexia Putellas and Harry Kane pose with the women's and men's awards. Kane also sets a new record with 14 goals in the 2025-26 UEFA Champions League, the most ever by an English player in a single season. Meanwhile, Manchester United confirm Michael Carrick will remain head coach despite recent defeats, as the team prepares for a showdown with Chelsea. The post also notes HBO’s lavish $25 million‑per‑episode budget for the new ‘Harry Potter’ series.
Liverpool vs. Chelsea, League Cup: Preview, team news, how to watch
Liverpool host Chelsea in the Carabao Cup on Wednesday, Oct. 28 at 20:00 GMT. With Liverpool on a strong run of six wins in seven games, they face an injury‑hit Chelsea side missing João Pedro, Cole Palmer, Emiliano Martínez and several defenders. Xabi Alonso, returning to Anfield after past defeats with Bayer Leverkusen and Real Madrid, will rely on youngsters like Estêvão and newcomer Emmanuel Emegha. Liverpool can count on in‑form forwards Alexander Isak (6 goals) and Bradley Barcola, though key players Szoboszlai and Frimpong are out. The match airs on ITV1 in the UK and streams on ITVx, Paramount+, and FanCode elsewhere.
How should Chelsea line up against Liverpool in the League Cup?
Chelsea manager Xabi Alonso faces a tactical dilemma ahead of the League Cup tie with Liverpool after a mixed injury update and a disappointing spell against Tottenham. While a returning player is only a "strong maybe" to feature, newcomer Emmanuel Emegha, who has yet to see competitive action, is unlikely to start. Alonso’s recent setup was criticised for a disjointed attack and out‑numbered midfield, prompting questions about whether a system overhaul is required before the October 27 clash with Liverpool.
João Pedro set to miss ‘a few weeks’; Emmanuel Emegha set to return
Chelsea face a strike crisis as João Pedro will miss at least a month with a thigh injury, leaving the team goalless in his two absences. Meanwhile, 23‑year‑old Emmanuel Emegha finally makes the squad for tomorrow’s League Cup clash at Anfield after a year of injury woes, with manager Xabi Alonso hopeful he can step in for the sidelined forward. The article highlights the urgent need for other players to fill the void ahead of the next international break.
The Daily Hilario: My Arrakis
There was a rumor yesterday that a new (final) trailer for Dune 3 would be dropping within hours. Alas, no such thing has occurred. Instead, I rewatched Part 2 tonight. Beyond hyped for Part 3. Still hoping we get at least a veiled reference to the God Emperor. Don’t let me down, Denis!
Chelsea 0-2 Tottenham Hotspur, Player Ratings: Early-season Blues
Chelsea fall 0-2 to Tottenham at Stamford Bridge on October 24, 2026, with Xabi Alonso’s debut spell ending in disappointment. Midfielder Moisés Caicedo (5.6) and wing‑back Pedro Neto (5.5) earn average marks, while the back‑three—Levi Colwill, Josh Acheampong, Estêvão—receive sub‑par scores. Defensive lapses, including a costly head‑rush error, hand the Spurs two clean‑sheet goals. Overall player ratings range from “Bad” for Rogers (4.3) to “Terrible” for Palmer (3.2), highlighting a disjointed Chelsea performance.
The Daily Hilario: Monday
Manchester United linger at just seven points from eight Premier League matches, their poorest start since 1986‑87, according to OptaJoe on October 25, 2026. Meanwhile, Bournemouth extend their dominance over United, remaining unbeaten in their last seven league encounters, including three 3‑0 victories at Old Trafford. The post also notes the box‑office milestone of ‘THE ODYSSEY’ reaching $1.8 billion worldwide.
Xabi Alonso: ‘We have to be critical of ourselves’
Chelsea manager Xabi Alonso admits his side must be critical after a "horrendous" 2-0 defeat to Tottenham at Stamford Bridge on October 24, 2026 – only Spurs’ second win at the venue since 1990. He cites obvious errors, a bizarre own‑goal by Mike Penders and Cole Palmer’s red card, plus deeper tactical lapses and inflexible substitutions that left the defense exposed. Alonso stresses the need for quick improvement ahead of a League Cup tie with Liverpool and a crucial Premier League clash against Manchester United next week.
Crystal Palace FCW 1-3 Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Post-match reaction
Chelsea thrashed Crystal Palace 3-1 in the Women’s Super League on October 25, 2026, with Melvine Malard starring. After Molly Bartrip’s 20th‑minute header gave Palace the lead, Malard equalised early in the second half and then added a second from a Sandy Baltimore assist, before Baltimore converted a penalty to seal the win despite Pauline Peyraud‑Magnin’s near‑save. The article notes Chelsea’s tactical shift after missing Lauren James and looks ahead to their UEFA Women’s Champions League tie against AS Roma.
Crystal Palace FCW vs. Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Confirmed lineups; how to watch
Chelsea Women, fresh off a dominant win over Tottenham, travel to Sutton on Sunday, Oct. 25, 2026, to face Crystal Palace FCW in the Barclays Women’s Super League. Palace line‑up features captain Everett and striker England, while Chelsea fields a 4‑2‑3‑1 with captain Bronze, Nüsken and newcomer Hamano. Kick‑off is 12:00 GMT (8 am EDT) at Gander Green Lane, refereed by Alice Parker. The match streams on Sky Go (UK) and Paramount+ (US) and airs on Sky Sports and CBS Sports Golazo.
Crystal Palace FCW vs. Chelsea FCW, Women’s Super League: Preview, team news, how to watch
Chelsea Women aim to extend their five‑game winning streak when they host newly‑promoted Crystal Palace at Gander Green Lane on Sunday, Oct. 25 at 12:00 GMT. Palace sit 11th with six points, having added former Chelsea striker Bethany England and defender Molly Bartrip, but they miss midfielder My Cato (ACL) and are without Justine Vanhaevermaet (maternity). Chelsea come off a dominant 6‑2 victory over Tottenham, with Lauren James and Ellie Carpenter scoring twice each, though Naomi Girma remains out with a calf injury. Both sides are expected to field full squads, and the match will be shown on Sky Sports (UK) and CBS Sports Golazo (US).
The Daily Hilario: Sunday funday
Sunday fundayBetter than a mondayCan only do it one wayThat is the drunk way. Talk amongst yourselves.
Chelsea 0-2 Spurs, Premier League: Post-match reaction, ratings
Chelsea fall 0-2 to Tottenham at Stamford Bridge in a rain‑soaked Premier League clash on October 24, 2026. A high‑press start sees Cole Palmer thread a perfect ball into the box, but striker João Pedro is absent after a training injury. Spurs dominate possession, with Mathys Tel threatening down the left and goalkeeper Mike Penders saving twice before an own‑goal by Antonín Kinský on 77 minutes hands Spurs the lead. A controversial second yellow for Palmer leaves Chelsea with ten men, and Tel scores the second from 20 yards to seal Tottenham’s first win at the Bridge since 2018. Alonso faces mounting questions ahead of the League Cup tie at Liverpool.
Chelsea vs. Tottenham Hotspur, Premier League: Lineups & Game Thread
Chelsea host Tottenham Hotspur at Stamford Bridge on Saturday, Oct. 24, 2026, with kickoff at 17:30 BST. Xabi Alonso sticks with his 3-4-3 formation despite João Pedro’s injury, replacing him with Geovany Quenda. Chelsea’s XI features Penders; Colwill, Lacroix, Acheampong; Hato, Henderson, Caicedo (c), Neto; Rogers, Quenda, Palmer. Spurs line up Kinsky; Robertson, Van Hecke, Madison, Tel, Gray, Tonali, Fernandes, Kudus, Marmoush, Van de Ven (c). Referee Chris Kavanagh oversees the match, broadcast on Sky Sports (UK) and NBCSN (US).
The Daily Hilario: Saturday
Julio Enciso nets Ipswich Town’s opening goal in their Premier League clash against Nottingham Forest at Portman Road on October 23, 2026. Meanwhile, WhoScored highlights the season’s top creators—Florian Wirtz (80 chances), Rayan Cherki (74) and Bukayo Saka (71)—and the leaders in backward passes, with Cherki topping the list at 122. The post also teases an open‑world ‘Tony Stark’ game from Insomniac slated for a 2028 launch.
Chelsea fans’ preferred lineup against Spurs: Never change a winning lineup
Chelsea fans back a winning lineup for the upcoming Spurs clash, keeping the same eleven that delivered a 5-1 win over Bournemouth and a 2-0 victory at Everton. Only goalkeeper Mike Penders replaces injured Emiliano Martínez. The formation – a 3-4-3/3-4-2-1 – sees Colwill, Lacroix, Acheampong, Hato, Henderson, Caicedo, Neto, Rogers, Palmer and João Pedro all receiving over 90% fan support. Minor votes also went to Marco Palestra, Roméo Lavia and Estêvão. Will the unchanged squad make it three‑for‑three?
Chelsea vs. Tottenham Hotspur, Premier League: Preview, team news, how to watch
Chelsea host Tottenham at Stamford Bridge on October 24 at 17:30 BST in a rain‑soaked Premier League clash. Xabi Alonso’s side aims to break Spurs’ run by winning a seventh straight meeting, while also eyeing momentum before upcoming fixtures against Liverpool and Manchester United. Chelsea suffer key absences: Reece James (knee) and goalkeeper Emiliano Martínez (fractured jaw) are out until December, forcing youngster Mike Penders to start in goal; Pep Chavarría and Malo Gusto also miss training. Tottenham, fresh from their first win of the season, have Pedro Porro, Omar Marmoush, Andy Robertson and Dom Solanke fit, but miss James Maddison, Destiny Udogie and several loanees, with Rodrigo Bentancur suspended. Both teams' recent form and injury lists set the stage for a tightly contested game.
The Daily Hilario: Friday
Javi Rodriguez nets Celta Vigo’s second goal in a UEFA Europa League fixture at Celtic Park on October 22, 2026. Meanwhile, WhoScored highlights Ross Barkley as the top‑scoring central midfielder in this season’s Champions League with four goal involvements, ahead of Fabián Ruiz and Alexis Mac Allister. In the same round, Phil Foden records a hat‑trick for Manchester City, becoming the sixth player to do so in a Champions League matchday three. The post blends match updates with standout player stats.
‘Stars in their eyes’: AFC Bournemouth still trying to convince Alex Scott to stay
Chelsea are circling AFC Bournemouth midfielder Alex Scott, with the Blues poised to launch a bid in January to outmaneuver other suitors. Bournemouth owner Bill Foley publicly vows to keep the 23‑year‑old England international, insisting the Cherries are still the right fit and promising to resolve his contract issues. Scott’s deal runs until 2028, and while Bournemouth once valued him at over £100m, they have now trimmed the asking price. Chelsea’s reported ceiling sits at £60‑70m, leaving room for negotiation. The transfer saga pits the Premier League powerhouse against a club fighting to retain its rising star.
The Daily Hilario: Thursday
The Daily Hilario roundup (Oct. 21, 2026) highlights four sports nuggets: a Getty photo captures Tyler Herro #11 in his Milwaukee Bucks kit at the Wizards game in Washington, D.C.; Manchester United slide to a seventh straight winless match across all competitions, a streak not seen since 2015; Harry Kane’s personal record shows he’s netted the most against Leicester (20), Everton (16) and Arsenal (16), with a special fondness for the Gunners; and Aston Villa become the second‑fastest club to reach 20 UEFA Champions League wins, doing so in their 30th match, trailing only Real Madrid. The post mixes visual media with stats and social‑media commentary.
How should Chelsea line up against Spurs?
Chelsea prepare for a crucial home clash with Tottenham after back‑to‑back wins post‑international break. A 2‑0 victory at Everton gave them a rare clean sheet but also cost them goalkeeper Emiliano Martínez (fractured jaw) and sidelined Reece James after knee surgery, both likely out until the new year. Midfielder Pep Chavarría, Jamie Gittens and Emmanuel Emegha remain unavailable, while Malo Gusto may return after illness. Manager Xabi Alonso must balance these absences to maintain form against Spurs, who are eager for a second‑season win.
The Daily Hilario: Wednesday
On October 20, 2026, 18‑year‑old Rio Ngumoha became Liverpool’s youngest ever Champions League assist provider, a milestone highlighted alongside all‑time UCL assist leaders—Kevin De Bruyne’s 28 and Vinícius Júnior’s 27 in the past decade. The post also notes a striking $80 billion net loss reported by AI firm Anthropic, though the sports focus remains on Ngumoha’s record and assist statistics.
Mike Penders becomes Chelsea’s youngest ever Premier League goalkeeper; now set to beat Petr Čech’s record
Mike Penders, 21, made his Premier League debut for Chelsea on October 17, 2026 after Emiliano Martínez suffered a fractured jaw against Everton. Penders kept a clean sheet, solidifying his spot and becoming Chelsea’s youngest ever Premier League goalkeeper, surpassing Lenny Pidgeley’s record. He is now poised to start the upcoming match versus Tottenham, which would also make him the club’s youngest ever starter in the league, beating Petr Čech’s 22‑year‑85‑day benchmark by almost a year. The debut sparked praise on social media and marks a rapid rise for the promising keeper.
The Daily Hilario: Tuesday
The Daily Hilario highlights three standout moments on Oct. 19: a packed Tottenham Hotspur Stadium as Spurs host Coventry City in the Premier League, and two record‑breaking individual feats—Yan Diomande becomes the first under‑20 player to score and assist in the same LaLiga match for Real Madrid at 19 years, 338 days, and James Maddison being lauded as the Premier League’s top long‑range scorer since his arrival. The post mixes matchday atmosphere with notable player achievements.
Everton 0-2 Chelsea, Player Ratings: Now that he’s a wing-back, lads
Chelsea beat Everton 2-0 at the Hill Dickinson Stadium on October 17, 2026, with Pedro Neto starring as a right wing‑back and earning an 8.8 rating for his goal and overall play. Xavi Alonso praised Neto’s versatility, likening his impact to Victor Moses under Conte. Moisés Caicedo, back from injury, helped keep the defence tight with a 7.6 rating, while newcomer Jorrel Hato impressed as a last‑minute replacement, scoring a 7.5. The article lists full player ratings, highlighting solid performances from Acheampong, Martínez, and Palmer, and notes Marco Palestra’s recent return to fitness.
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