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Last week, Liverpool legend Andy Robertson announced that he would depart the club at the end of the 2025-26 season when his current contract expires and the 32-year-old Scotland international becomes a free agent. When it comes to where he might end up next season, there had been two persistent rumours in recent months. One […]
Liverpool managed to get a much-needed win against Fulham on Saturday, with Arne Slot’s embattled Reds getting the three points they needed to ensure they would end the matchweek in the top five and the Champions League places. That victory, though, came at a cost. Midfielder Curtis Jones started the match and played well but […]
Liverpool’s season has been start and stop. And while we all remember the rather long (and bleak) period in the autumn when it looked like Liverpool couldn’t find a result, I think the general consensus has been that the Reds have been underwhelming. At various times this year, the team would string together a performance […]
Liverpool Women are getting their summer transfer business done early! With four matches until the end of the season, including an FA Cup semi-final, the summer is coming more quickly and the Red Women look to hit the transfer season running. The club announced on Friday that they have secured the signature of 24 year […]
There’s been a lot of unease around Liverpool in the past couple of weeks. Three losses on the bounce, the news of two legends leaving at the end of the season, has made supporting this team very hard. Saturday’s win against Fulham was a welcome balm after the loss to Paris St. Germain midweek. The […]
It was a banner day – such is the experience of watching this season’s Liverpool squad – on Saturday as the Reds dispatched Fulham in a straight-forward 2-nil win at Anfield. The headlines, correctly, singled out young winger Rio Ngumoha, who scored the opener with a dazzling curler and also got the hockey assist for […]
We are in the business end of the season and every result matters. Even in a season where Liverpool have played their way out of nearly every competition, there’s still things to play for. Which means that the general health of the squad – it’s depth in quality – is of extreme importance. This year […]
I feel like all of my opening paragraphs for these over the last month and a half have generally been the same: Liverpool need to win in order to maintain their hopes at finishing in the Champions League spots (which has only been made easier given that 5th place in the Premier League table not […]
LIVERPOOL 2 – 0 Fulham Liverpool – Ngumoha 36’, Salah 40’ Pre-Match For your weekly dose of existential dread, Liverpool welcome Fulham to Anfield. Andy Robertson and Rio Ngumoha both start, with Alexis Mac Allister and Milos Kerkez on the bench. Liverpool, though in fifth place, are only five points ahead of Fulham on the […]
LIVERPOOL VS. FULL HAMS | Saturday, April 11th |Premier League | Anfield5:30PM BST/12:30PM EST Please. Make it stop. Full time, ref, surely. Liverpool, somehow, against all odds, might qualify for Champions League. If they can somehow, against all odds, win some fucking matches between now and the end of the season. So. Maybe do that? […]
Like many Liverpool fans living abroad, my opportunities to see The Reds are few and far between. So naturally, the one time Liverpool ever have—or perhaps ever will—come to my sleepy little Danish town of Herning, it was behind closed doors during the forgettable (and largely forgotten) COVID season in 2020-21. This was FCM’s first, […]
Alisson Becker, Conor Bradley, Wataru Endō and Giovanni Leoni remain sidelined for Saturday’s match, with the defensive unit remaining under stress over the course of the season. On Alisson, the head coach is optimistic about his return soon, though not at the weekend: “Now we don’t get a player back yet but Alisson is working hard to find his way […]
LIVERPOOL VS. FULHAM | Saturday, April 11th |Premier League | Anfield5:30PM BST/12:30PM EST Fulham will be licking their lips at this one, and not just because of Liverpool’s form: the Reds play on Saturday in between two of the most important remaining matches of the season, and the team’s attention will almost certainly be on […]
A flurry of reports on Liverpool FC’s potential transfer activity this summer hit the rumour mill today, so let’s go through them. They mostly centre around wingers. Axel Hesse of BILD reports that the Reds are holding off on making firm offers for wingers at the moment, partly because there is an expectation that there […]
Last season, as Liverpool sought to transition from manager Jürgen Klopp to Arne Slot, there were fears it could be the end of an era and most hoped the step back wouldn’t be too significant. Instead, a team still built around a number Klopp-era legends went and won the Premier League title at a cantor. […]
Liverpool’s owners recently decided it in the midst of a terrible season and with Champions League qualification on the line, it was worth the risk of making the mood around Anfield even worse by announcing not just a ticket price increase for the 2026-27 season but to committing to price increases in the season’s beyond […]
We ran the simulations through a thousand times on the supercomputer. We asked the oracle you offload you executive functions to in an effort to atrophy your critical thinking skills. We popped round the psychic whose shop we pass every morning and put it to them. Everyone agrees, of all the possible outcomes for Liverpool […]
After the 2-0 defeat to Paris Saint-Germain, under-fire Liverpool FC head coach Arne Slot was asked about Liverpool’s chances to progress to the semi-finals and I’m tired of being on this ride so I’m just gonna step back and let him say it: “Probably I have to refer to last season, what gives me the […]
Liverpool set up like they wanted to try to nurse a nil-nil across ninety minutes and take a scoreless tie back to Anfield for the second leg. In the end, though, the Reds were lucky not to lose by four or five goals. They set up ultra defensively, created basically nothing, got bailed out by […]
PSG 2 – 0 Liverpool PSG: Doue 11’, Thedudewiththelongnamethatidontwanttolearnhowtospell 65’, Liverpool: N/A Pre-Match Well. Going away to PSG. Despite actually winning in Paris last year, it’s hard to forget how completely dominated we were there, and how we deserved to lose across two legs. And that was obviously a much better and more competent Liverpool side. […]
PSG VS. LIVERPOOL | Wednesday, April 8th |Champions League | Parc des Princes8PM BST/3PM EST I’m not sure I’ve ever been less enthusiastic about a Champions League quarterfinal. PREVIEW & HOW TO WATCH Full Match Preview: PSG vs. Liverpool Television & Streaming: TNT Sports 1 (UK); NBC (USA); Stan Sport (Australia); DAZN (Canada); SONY LIV (India); […]
The 2025-26 season hasn’t gone to plan for Liverpool, and it certainly hasn’t gone as Florian Wirtz would have ever expected when the 22-year-old rated as Germany’s top young talent and a player already in the superstar conversation agreed to join up from Bayer Leverkusen in a £107M blockbuster transfer deal. Hopes of a title […]
It was looking like a mere formality, but it has now been confirmed. Fifth place in the Premier League has officially secured Champions League qualification for the 2026-27 season. Arsenal’s 1-0 win over Sporting CP at the Estadio Jose Alvalade last night meant the league secured a top-two finish in the UEFA season coefficient rankings, […]
PSG VS. LIVERPOOL | Wednesday, April 8th |Champions League, Quarter-Final First Leg | Parc de Princes8PM BST/3PM EST It probably comes as no surprise that PSG come into this one in better form. They won at the weekend against Toulouse, with Ousmane Dembélé scoring twice in the 3-1 victory. They’re now four points clear at […]
Based on how things have gone so far in the 2025-26 season, there’s really no good reason to expect Liverpool’s trip to France tomorrow to face Paris Saint-Germain in the first leg of their Champions League quarter final tie to go at all well for Arne Slot’s struggling Reds. Upsets, though, do happen. Sometimes talented […]